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Part VIII: The toys have left the pram

Oh my god, we’re actually awful. I mean, we’re falling to pieces.

That sliding sound is our season going down the pan. You know that really rubbish run of results that got me sacked at Chorley? Well, the same’s happening here.

One win in nine. Six points from a possible 27. And my defence, which knew how to keep the occasional clean sheet to get my strikers off the hook, has dissolved. It’s crumbled. Something has officially ‘gone wrong’.

Queen's Park results - 1 win in 9

We’re now 8th and looking nervously over our shoulders at Stranraer and Albion, who are slowly closing in on us.

Technically, because I’m not getting paid to manage Queen’s Park, it’s not my full time profession – therefore it’s technically not possible to be ‘unprofessional’.

Which is handy, because I’m now going to a) blame my players, and then b) blame the game.

Yes, I’m lashing out.

Right, firstly I think it’s worth pointing out that we scored in our last six consecutive games. Sadly, five of them were defeats, and a four were heavy. We conceded three at home to East Fife, four against Dumbarton and Airdrie, and a magnificent five against Ayr.

In three of those four heavy defeats, their star striker scored a hat-trick, and each of those defeats followed a similar pattern:

No matter what formation, personnel or mentality I start with, the opposition scores from their first attack – normally the player I told centre back Adam Cummins to mark, and normally within the first 10 minutes.

If there’s a danger man highlighted by my scout before the game, he has a worldy. There’s no stopping him.

We miss all the chances we create – which aren’t many, to be truthful. Strikers are missing sitters and the keeper’s having ‘one of those games’.

They’re having ‘four of those games’ in my case.

It’s normally 2-0 before half time when one of their unstoppable wingers (who puts in 430 unstoppable crosses) has a ‘he certainly didn’t mean that!’ moment.

Goals three, four (and sometimes) five follow. With the game well out of sight and, ironically, my tactics all over the place because I was chasing the game, this is when we usually get our goal.

Every goal comes from a cross. I’ve tried marking the wingers, I’ve tried standing off them. I’ve tried closing them down, staying on my feet… nothing works. I am powerless to stop crosses – and my two centre backs, who are decent in the air if nothing else, lose every header.

And those six goals I’ve scored? They’ve all come in the last 10 minutes (81, 83, 85, 87 and two on 89, to be precise).

My latest defeat – 3-1 to East Fife – included everything I’ve just covered. The concession of an early goal; two down by half time; a hat-trick for their star striker who I tried to mark out of the game; all goals from crosses.

We had 17 shots. They had 17 shots. We had 52% possession, and clear cut chances were two apiece.

I’ve played 50 games now, as boss of Chorley and Queen’s Park, and I’ve scored a magnificent total of 41. My win percentage is a rather pathetic 24.

I knew it wouldn’t be long, given that record, before I resorted to a massive, childish whinge. And when I work out how to get my tactics right in the future, I’ll read this article back and probably feel a teensy weensy bit silly.

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A fishy on a little dishy: Sep 14

I’ve now played five friendly matches and 13 league matches, and I’m convinced the match engine isn’t working as it should. Goals appear to come in one of three ways: from crosses, from rebounds and from 35 yards out. Five of the last six goals I conceded in the month of September were pinged into the top corner of my keeper’s net from silly distances.

A quick read of the Sports Interactive forum* suggests I’m not the only player who feels the game is incomplete and riddled with bugs. While my scorelines have remained, on the whole, within the realms of reality, I’m still the highest scoring team in the Conference, despite playing a relatively defensive 4-4-2 formation. I’m quite leaky at the back too, but that seems to be due to the opposition’s ability to find the smallest corner of the net from well outside the box rather than anything I’m doing tactically.

In short, a large volume of FM15 players feel they have little tactical control of their teams, which really isn’t a great endorsement of the game. In fact it’s been getting a bit of a hammering on the Steam store.

Right then, back to my Grimsby Town save, and onto the month of September:

September results

The first of seven matches was a comfortable 4-0 victory over bottom club Welling and included a hat-trick from my centre back Shaun Pearson. Two were headers (from crosses) and one was a two-yard poke over the line (from a rebound). Happy to win, of course, but it was just more evidence that shows the match engine isn’t quite where it should be.

Then came the televised Tuesday night clash against local rivals Lincoln. Amazingly it looked like it was heading for a stalemate until the home side nicked a winner with six minutes to go. The board and fans weren’t happy about that.

The home win over Torquay was significant because they were unbeaten and top of the league at the time. The game at Halifax became a bit of a farce as all four goals came in an eight-minute spell. Seemed a bit stupid. The defeat at Kidderminster featured two standard 35-yard strikes (can you tell I’m bitter?) but we responded well against Chester. It was heading for a fairly sensible 2-0 scoreline with 15 minutes remaining, before four more goals flew in (despite applying more controlled and disciplined team instructions).

The 2-0 win over struggling Southport was refreshing in the sense that they didn’t score a long range goal and both strikes came from Ross Hannah, who’s been injured since I took over. And this is what the table looks like:

Conference table

Slowly but surely my injured players are returning. Both Jon-Paul Pittman and Nathan Arnold have been making appearances from the bench, while Neilson came on in the second half against Chester and scored the fourth. Keeper James McKeown made his comeback after a two-month lay-off with a broken collarbone in the reserves and got injured again. He’ll be out for another month, so I’ll be looking to renew Luke Coddington’s loan from Middlesbrough.

And I signed defensive midfielder Jim Stevenson from Luton on a free transfer just before the famous yet metaphorical window slammed shut (does it ever not slam?). I planned to use him in a 4-1-2-2-1 formation but I haven’t tried it yet because I’m scared it’ll result in a 5-5 draw or something.

Despite the glitches I’m going to continue with this game and see what October brings. But I’m not entirely sure that any of my tactical decisions are having any effect whatsoever on how the players perform on the pitch, so literally (and I do mean literally) anything can happen.

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Laboured draws after FM hiatus

I’ve been on one of those unplanned FM hiatuses, where I hadn’t played or even thought about the game for a little while. So when I finally got back into my Solihull save after an absence of two months I realised I had forgotten all my little tactical tricks. You know the kind – the subtle tweaks here and there that make very little difference, but because they worked once against Worksop you think they’ll work every time.

I had a look at the 4-4-2 tactic which had got us 7th in the table after 10 games but realised very quickly that it wasn’t particularly clever or elaborate. My players were knackered from their exertions against Shepshed Dynamo and were in no state to travel to Harrogate Town, who were sitting pretty in second position with eight wins from their 10 league games so far this season. We laboured to a 1-1 draw, which I was pretty happy with, given that I felt I was coming back into this save relatively blind.

In fact, ‘laboured’ is the word I’d describe my last five performances since re-introducing myself to the Moors. A 1-1 home draw against Workington was followed by a 2-1 away defeat at Tamworth, which dumped me out of the FA Cup in the fourth qualifying round. So I’m yet to reach the first round proper in my three years at the club.

My three strikers of Stephen Reynolds, Ross Wilson and Jamar Dobson were struggling to play twice a week. None of them were able to start games in decent condition. But with no money to bring any other strikers into the club – and seemingly no one available to loan, according to my scout – we just had to soldier on. And it was no surprise when we drew 0-0 at lowly Blyth.

The final game of this little FM spurt came at home to local rivals Hinckley – another side doing nothing in mid-table and one that was asking for a hiding. The condition and morale of my strikers was at such a low and desperate point that I actually dug 38-year old Stern John out of my reserve team for the clash. My assitant manager tells me that, despite his age, he’s still a very good player. I wish he’d show it in games. For the past season and a half he’s been terrible. I had to bring him off at half time in this match because he was so tired.

The game finished 1-1, so that’s four draws in the league and one defeat in the cup. I’ve also got a shitty away draw at Conference South side Oxford City in the FA Trophy third qualifying round, which hasn’t pleased me.

14 games into my third season with Solihull and we’re 8th in the Conference North, with six wins, five draws, three defeats, 22 goals scored and 13 conceded. We’re four points adrift of the play-offs.

I feel like I need to bring in reinforcements but there is literally no one out there who I can afford (and who is better than what I’ve already got). Wilson and Reynolds are two of the division’s best strikers but both have hit bad form at the same time. And my midfield has no consistency. I don’t know who my two best central midfielders are. It should be Will Roberts and Junior English, but Jay Denny, Alex Price and Andy Gooding put in a 7.20+ performance to win their place in the side and then always follow that up with two 6.10 performances.

Left winger Tommy Taylor is permanently knackered. It’s not been a bad season, really, but it feels like things are unravelling a bit. The only consistently good player is Conor Roberts-Nurse, whose average rating is 7.46 after 18 games. Sometimes it feels like it’s just him keeping us together.

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